them shits 

any group of thing just lying around

mom: boy is them yo boxers in the floor

son: yes mam

mom: u betta get ya ass in there an pick them shits up

them shits by stacks b May 10, 2008

I Don't Give Two Shits 

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

I Don't Give Two Shits by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

reggie shits 

The tendency to become nervous and thus need to defecate, prior to running a race at the Reggie Lewis Track and Athletic Center in Boston, MA.

“Wow, Wyatt’s race is coming up soon and he’s not back from the bathroom yet. He must have the Reggie shits!”

reggie shits by 1000moffun December 22, 2019

aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something

bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits

aint with the shits by dustybelle January 21, 2017

nervous shits 

When you have something to do but you are nervous about doing it, your stomach starts to hurt and when you go to the bathroom you shit diarrhea all over the place.

Hey Jimmy, how did your job interview go?

It went well, but before I went, I had the nervous shits. I blew 10 shits all over the place.

nervous shits by M Dolla November 6, 2013

hungry shits 

When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.

Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.

hungry shits by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.

No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.

Wine Shits by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015