Constitution Shredders 

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

Constitution Shredders by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

paper shredder 

the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.

wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?

husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.

paper shredder by kc512 February 20, 2010

The Shire 

A place in a book by JRR Tolkein. It is somewhat like the rural areas of the west of England, for instance, most of somerset, most of devon, all of cornwall, and people there speak like their from somerset or devon too!

Person 1: Oh my god it's a hobbit from the shire!
Person 2: No, that's just a small person from somewhere near Shepton Mallet

The Shire by OceanPhoenix March 10, 2011

shirdi 

An incredible out standing guy. He goes above and beyond for everyone in his life, he sometimes forgets to look after himself, but he will never forget his girl. He treats people exactly how they treat him and he is not to be messed with. His kind and noble spirit will keep everyone around him uplifted and joyful. Amazing to be in a relationship with, he will always be there. He's easy to fall in love with and once you meet a Shirdi, you should never let him go.

Damn, Shirdi is so amazing. his girl is so lucky.

shirdi by palebluepaint November 28, 2013

shreditation

The act of clearing ones mind through shredding the gnar brah. Sometimes done with headphones or after a fresh Mary Jane head change, you feel me?

I can’t meet your parents today, I have a shreditation session up at Keystone.

shreditation by Leroybrownthewizard December 2, 2018

Shineded 

Past tense of shining.

"ED" is a doning word

THE LIGHT SHINEDED THROUGH THE WINDOW

Shineded by kris weir April 18, 2019

cock shredder 

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.

Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!

cock shredder by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010