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Shanghai Hydropump 

A very difficult trick in Super Mario Maker that can be very helpful in cheesing levels.
"Wow! did you see Juzcook hit that Tokyo Sandblaster into a Shanghai Hydropump? Goddamn!" -Miyamoto

Shanghai Bamboo Chute

When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.
"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.
Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!
Shanghai Shingles by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

Shanghai Corn 

Timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai Corn.
Shanghai Corn by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

shanghai splatter 

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.
Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.
shanghai splatter by LottieEB January 1, 2009

Shanghai Shampoo 

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.
I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.
Shanghai Shampoo by HAMMER November 9, 2006