toxic seahorse 

Based on a Mega Man X character, a 'toxic seahorse' is anything that makes as little sense as possible.

My friend John Paul makes about as much sense as a toxic seahorse.

toxic seahorse by xxexplosivoxx May 22, 2003

Sebastian Seahorse 

The act of jacking off your horse while poring salt water all down your partner's back.

Eew! Stephen, this guy just told me that he liked giving sebastian seahorses!

Sebastian Seahorse by PaperZombee July 17, 2011

mechanical seahorse 

As you're fucking your special someone...the man begins to do the "white boy can't dance" move while inserting his penis into her vagina.

PJ was doing the mechanical seahorse while screwing Luke up the ass.

mechanical seahorse by Katiefdgjgdh March 5, 2007

bionic seahorse 

the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.

i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse

bionic seahorse by steve liu November 19, 2007

spawning seahorse 

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

spawning seahorse by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

crusty ass seahorse eater by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse SeaHorse

When a female lies on her back in the act of sex, lifts her legs behind her head, an the male inserts his penis into her vag while sitting on her legs in the opposite direction, then rocking back and forth like a seahorse swimming in the ocean

That Reverse SeaHorse really turned on my sexlife.

Reverse SeaHorse by Ronnie Corrado April 28, 2009