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sahara sand storm 

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.
It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night
sahara sand storm by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018
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SAHARA SOCK 

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.
Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.
SAHARA SOCK by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018

Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.
Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.
Sahara Slammer by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018

Sahara Knickers 

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers
When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert
Sahara Knickers by Cuntypants February 12, 2020

sahara land 

Dune after dune in the ocean of yellow sand
Wind is blowing silently in the Sahara land
sahara land by raybeez March 1, 2022

Sahara meat beat 

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.
Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.
Sahara meat beat by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Sahara Suckerfish 

When a female (or male) eats the spiciest food around them, then performs oral sex
Samantha gave me the old Sahara Suckerfish and now it burns when I pee
Sahara Suckerfish by Hugh J ASS August 15, 2024