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Royal Oyster 

Also called a Royal Gay Oyster, this concoction is the combination of a jello shot and a split of champagne. A gay oyster is loosened from its cup and dropped into a small glass or fingerbowl of champagne. The whole thing is then taken in one shot or one drink.
Ed's birthday was celebrated with a round of royal oysters at Changes Disco Bar.
Royal Oyster by writerpunk August 1, 2016
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Royal Fitment

Royal Fitment is an international automotive community. We strive to entertain the world through our car communition. We always accept people who enjoy car enthusiasts, drives or is an enthusiasts worldwide, are welcomed
The royal fitment of stance was perfect. Passion for the preservation of all royal Fitment
Royal Fitment by Royal Fitment November 25, 2021

Royal Family 

Like all other Chav like Tax scrounging parasites (Benefit Cheats) of the UK, except with more money, more bling and a bigger council House (actually more houses aswell!)
Conversation in the royal family household(s):
Big Queen Vic: whose cumin out 4 a ride in da roll's royce I as just got dis well bangin album frm woolies wif da tax paye..err I mean my money. Tis called Chico Tym

Blingin Prince Arry: rrrr, that is some well bangin shit nan
Royal Family by tommy060289 June 11, 2006

royal sampler 

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
royal sampler by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005

royal roast 

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.
jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it
royal roast by sirduffington December 17, 2008

royal palmer 

A type of handjob, performed either solo or by another party, in which the shaft is gripped by one hand while the other hand vigorously rubs its palm over the tip or "crown" of the penis in a circular motion.
After a rough day, Ron decided to treat himself with a Royal Palmer.
royal palmer by Loose Foose February 10, 2014

Royal Giant 

A heavy weight card in the popular mobile game Clash Royale. This is only used by low life’s who know they have zero hopes of becoming anything in life. Maxing out this card is a sure way to make the opponent commit suicide. If you ever come across a lvl 13 Royal Giant, close the application, uninstall, buy a new phone you have a 0.0001% chance of winning. If you are the user go f urself
Hi I use the Royal Giant, I make kids cry for a living!
Royal Giant by Eleegah September 5, 2021