Golden retriever boy 

A boy with fluffy hair , quite shy but energetic, usually plays a sport or games or both , can’t hold or handle eye contact and gets nervous(probably will give u the side eye ),has a nice smile , funny and great t have around can make others cheer up in a instant ,nice to talk to and genuinely great company a 99/100 possibility he has anger issues but won’t take them out on u unless ur causing them

“Aww he’s so sweet”
“Gives me the vibe of a golden retriever”
“He’s a golden retriever boy”

Golden retriever boy by Funkymonkeytime December 11, 2021

Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred

Retirement by billzilla October 7, 2010

retirement balls 

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

retirement balls by Tijani January 25, 2009

retression

A perception to be ( retressed )

Measures implamented which are ( retressive )

noun

The act of coaxing and miss-directing the perception of an individual, group or society in general, concerning either a political, religious or social issue. By interjecting a pre-imposing viewpoint, by illicit means of deception, manipulation and intrigue.

A people of a society, who have fallen victim to the fraudulent teachings and lies of Political and religious extremists, are victims of retression.

retression by Baron Neville September 4, 2016

Vagina Retriever 

(n) any cute dog of any breed, who is obtained by a single male and trained to do tricks for the sole purpose of meeting girls.

"He may be a mutt to the American Kennel Club, but with his arsenal of tricks and big sad eyes, Max is a purebred Vagina Retriever."

Vagina Retriever by Wicked Pissah L.A. December 17, 2009

Retreat , Texas 

Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.

Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ?

Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell.

Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician.

Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !

Retreat , Texas by Microwave_Confessions September 29, 2020

tactical retreat 

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.

I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.

tactical retreat by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014