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Q-Tip Insanity 

1. When you have that itch in your ear that even a Q-Tip can reach.

or

2. When someone has a constant urge to clean their ears with Q-Tips.
1. Oh my God, last night I used an entire jar of Q-tips trying to get rid of my Q-Tip insanity.

2. I'm Pretty sure she suffers from Q-Tip insanity. She won't go anywhere with out a jar of them.
Q-Tip Insanity by Gkoziol January 10, 2008

Q-Tip Drill 

A reverse tip drill where two, ahem, big, beautiful white women train a skinny dude while suffocating him (big and puffy on either end, skinny in the middle and out of air because of the weight).
Man, did you hear that Gheorge Muresan hit Roseanne Barr and Camryn Manheim last night? That must have been a Q-Tip Drill!
Q-Tip Drill by will dirt April 1, 2008

Q-Tip Drill  

A reverse tip drill where two, ahem, big, beautiful white women train a skinny dude while suffocating him (big and puffy on either end, skinny in the middle and out of air because of the weight).

Man, did you hear that Gheorge Muresan hit Roseanne Barr and Camryn Manheim last night? That must have been a Q-Tip Drill!

Man, them two big girls gonna Del tha Funkee Homosapien Drill that dude. I mean Q-Tip Drill .

Q-Tip Drill by will dirt April 3, 2008

Q-tip farts 

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces
1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...
Q-tip farts by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014

Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed
"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"

Dutch Q-Tip 

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.
Dutch Q-Tip by captain_mojo November 8, 2010