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pressed pickle 

The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.
Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.
pressed pickle by Peter St May 8, 2008

Swedish Pickle-juice 

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.
Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.
Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.
Bloody poop pickle by P-fart September 4, 2019

Picken Drunk 

To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.
"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."
Picken Drunk by Projected December 14, 2014

Pickle Pressing 

Pressing your wiener against a window.
"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton

Pickle dorfer 

A person who sells pickles in a village.
That shop owner is a pickle dorfer.
Pickle dorfer by Zapfret May 29, 2018