Petter Niklas 

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

Petter Niklas by Zchwen October 3, 2011

Jens-Petter 

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

Jens-Petter by Trollcat June 4, 2013

teacher's petter 

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

teacher's petter by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

pette

The hardest, baddest motherfucker on the streets. Definitely has a 12 foot cock.

Dam pette is a pussy slayer

pette by Odin pette August 22, 2017

Crock-potted 

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

Crock-potted by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

ero-petter 

A pervert guy who likes anime

Look at ero-petter

Nice drawing ero-petter!

ero-petter by Ero-Petter September 28, 2006

pitted 

get destroyed by a big wake. (surfing term)

I totally got pitted bro!

pitted by tib August 23, 2012