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The Panzer 

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.
"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"
The Panzer by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

jerry panzer truck 

the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd. Kfz. 251, half track armored figthing vehicle used by nazis
Not long after the Alamein scrap, me an the platoon are having a look around this arab village - well, we were looting it - when all of a sudden this bloody jerry panzer truck comes over the hill and starts puking slugs.

Ausverian panzer battalion 

To gather the comrades in a circle around toy soldiers and jerk off like your dick and balls are a tank. (Not gay)
Me and Herr Islamabad did the Ausverian panzer battalion last night

pussy panzer 

A person who thinks he's tough but he is really a weak person
He thinks he's tilough but he a really a pussy panzer
pussy panzer by Sourpatch21 August 25, 2016

Girls und panzer

A Terrible Anime watched by Stupid People and Pedophiles because they want to see Underage Girls in tanks
A: Did you know Charles is a Pedophile? he wactches Girls und panzer!
B: Tomislav also watches it, but he's just Stupid.
Girls und panzer by ImperatorCaesar December 4, 2020

Girls und Panzer

That weeb: Have you watched Girls und Panzer yet?
Girls und Panzer by FlyingKP February 10, 2023