Munted 

The state one reaches when highly under
the influence of MDMA or ecstacy.

That Motherfucker was so munted he thought
that the clock was trying to eat him.

Munted by Eagleman January 17, 2008

munted 

something that is not right; demented, retarded

someone is MUNTED, something unexplainable is MUNTED

munted by Evie G June 8, 2003

munted 

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....

It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.

munted by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004

Munted 

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

Munted by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

Muff Munted by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

munted 

a screwed up demented object

whoa that dudes face is munted (says damien when he 1st sees adam marshall)

munted by you would like 2 no that wouldnt u May 13, 2005

munted 

broken or kaput. Something that no longer goes.

the fridge went kaput, it was so munted

munted by Kathryn Blake December 28, 2005