your such a moises 

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

your such a moises by smdwiftag ppl September 1, 2011

A moises 

someone who isnt very good looking but theyre personality makes them "attractive"

jackie:woah! hes ugly
cristina:so..hes a moises!
jackie:ohh then hes good(:

A moises by liddoh one :> July 23, 2011

Dirty Moises 

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

Dirty Moises by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020

Malcom Moses 

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

Malcom Moses by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican Moses by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

mopsession by OBeast_ July 5, 2010