Martinique 

While frequently thought to refer to an island in the eastern Caribbean, Martinique can also refer to that special type of lady in one's life whose kick-assedness, sexiness, and sense of humor put all other women to shame. She is a molotov cocktail of verve and elan, with just a hint of swagger. She is also reputed to be a tiger in the sack.

Man 1: You see that supersexyfly girl over there?

Man 2: She's totally Martinique.

Martinique by Dr. Octogynecologist February 3, 2010

marvinism 

Marvinism is a religion founded as of the late 2017 era. Followers of Marvinism are called Marvinists, and belong in The Holy Marvinity. Marvinists follow their God, Marvin. He is, surprisingly, a fish. This usually throws people off, but a philosophy of Marvinists is to never judge a book by it’s cover. Moving forward, Marvin is a tall, pale and warm yellow fish with dark fuchsia or purple stripes in his fins. He also has off-white eyes with black pupils.

"I believe in Marvinism!"

marvinism by jakepauler67 November 24, 2018

martins food

A grocery store chain also known as Giant Food where everybody shops with food stamps and is extrememly rude to the associates. when the fat rude ladies yell at you, you tend to wonder..."am i seriously putting up with your shit right now so you can spend my taxes at martins just to be a rude bitch to me"

martins food

martins food by mortmar May 21, 2009

Marwinism 

Marwinism is a guideline to life. It is based on the teachings of Marwin, the Mesiah. He his not seen as a God or anything, but as a figure of influence. Marwinism is about living life to it's fullest, sex, video games, and sports. It is pretty much the regular guideline of an average male. You may even be practicing it and not realizing it! Join on Facebook or Myspace today!!

"I'm so glad i believe in Marwin! Thanks to Marwinism, my life is now complete!!!"

Marwinism by Karazy_Brian June 27, 2009

Diablo Martini 

A form of the drink Martini. Called Diablo Martini cause it gives you a devil of a good time.

"You having a good time?" "I'm having a diablo martini... dig it"

Diablo Martini by Maul May 6, 2005

Martinsburg 

The roughest city in West Virginia. Despite a rapidly growing population, everybody here still overdoses on heroin in the north side Wendy’s. 90 minutes away from D.C. and Baltimore, many people from the that area go here to feed heroin addicts their daily dose of heroin. If you throw up the wrong signs, you get killed. A lot of shit goes down at Martin Luther King Park, such as shootings on the basketball court and drug deals in the gazebo. You’re like to hear about the Martinsburg High School football team, which currently has the longest winning streak in West Virginia history (40 Games) and is on path to their 3rd straight state football championship. It’s not a shithole city if you don’t live in town, but if you do, their is always a body laying in the street (Someone who overdosed). The people are either southern and back country or hood act like they’re about it. It is mostly the people that live outside of town that swear they are the hardest of the hard.

Markel: “You Heat about Kevin. He was going D1 and play quarterback but he caught a federal drug charge.”

Travis: “That’s a shame. He didn’t come from a bad family either. Typical Martinsburg”

Martinsburg by Fuck Gay People October 26, 2018

roofie martini 

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.

Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.

roofie martini by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017