management bingo 

an office game for yuppies and geeks

1. go to an office meeting

2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase

3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear

Collect phrases like :

"moving forward" (in the future)

"Growing the business"

"mental bandwidth"

"de-risk"

"develop a plan around"

"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)

"partner with" (in reference to another work group)

etc...

Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!

(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"

management bingo by P Taylor February 17, 2008

babestation manager 

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."

A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."

babestation manager by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

American Management 

A property management company based in Baltimore, MD. They are known for having managers who are complete fuckheads that enjoy many dicks in their asses on a daily basis. Overall, this company sucks major ass.

Bro 1: Hey man, I just viewed a house and the manager was a complete dumbass.
Bro 2: Oh, it must have been owned by American Management then.

American Management by joesucksass March 21, 2014

Project Manager 

A job used by people who are often unemployed. They don't exactly know what their role is and are usually self employed contractors that do jobs or gigs to make a living.

"Hey, I heard you started dating John, what does he do for a living?"

"He told me he was a project manager"

Project Manager by CherryCokee November 3, 2021

macagoonie 

macagoonie is a goone mackenzie stinkyerie

macagoonie fart smell

macagoonie by yomomma_ghtjykitouly April 30, 2021

flush managment 

The refined art of manipulating the Vortex Effect, to your advantage, by slowly putting pressure on the lever,without completing the flush,when excessive amount of excrement are present and in need of disposal.

Boy!,I'm sure tired of this damn toliet overflowing. I've really got to work on my flush managment.

flush managment by craig john November 9, 2008

stage manager

1. Runs the show
2. God
3. That bitch in the headset

Have you seen the stage manager? I need someone to yell at me (I'm a techie)

stage manager by sillysnake5 March 1, 2010