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Hat Making

The art of making hat-tricks. This term is most commonly used when a player gets three kills in a row, and in others words "Makes a Hat." This profession is only for professionals, and therefore should not even be spoken about by inferior people (Hat Buyers).

There are two types of people in the world: Hat Makers and Hat Buyers. Which type of person you are is determined at the time of your birth. When you are born, you are either wearing a hat or the doctor gives you a hat. If you are born with a hat then you are destined to be a Hat Maker... However, if the doctor gives you a hat then you are destined to become a hat buyer, which ensures your failure throughout life.
Ex1.: "Yo Brandon how's the business?"
"Pretty mulge, been makin' hats all night on these kids."

Ex2.: "Hey dude are you any good at that game?"
"Are you fucking kidding me? Did you see how much Hat Making went on that game because of me?"
Hat Making by Legit Hat Maker December 6, 2009
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Making war or sausage 

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!
Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!

making muffins

When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.
Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!
making muffins by peachpeach March 26, 2009

Making Wow 

The state that is fabulously drunk. Loud, boorish obnoxious and very inebriated. Making wow involves table dancing, inappropriate behavior with service staff, disrespectful (but often hilariously self destructive) behavior with loved ones, bouncers and some times the police.

This expression has its source in the Funny or Die's second Ed Hardy Boys short movie. Post climax, Christian Audigier utters the sentence: "Lets make Wow!, Lets make Wow!" to the boys and durst. Perhaps this is a cynical interpretation of Audigier's meaning but it certainly is the closest, in my opinion, to what will occur in reality.
1 - Did you see Paul last night at the club?
2 - Dude! He was making wow!
1 - He managed to get that girl's number before getting thrown out and passing out on the sidewalk.
2 - Nice...

Love making 

It’s like sexbut more intimate and meaningful. Not what you find in porn, not something you can fake and has a completely different feeling just sex. The feeling of wanting to equallywanting to please each other out of love.
Guy 1 : I feel no emotion or anything when I fucked Kate it was bland and un meaningful. It’s not love making
Guy 2 : she doesn’t know how to makelove. With my gf I can feel the love and emotion radiating off of her and it’s so intense like when she gets real close and looks me in the eyes.
Love making by 4chanlover May 15, 2019

Making it Drizzle 

Making it Rain for poor people. When you "make it drizzle," the person in question will take their food stamps and throw them in the air over 2 or more people.
Guy 1: "You see that lady with the 5 kids?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I'd hit that like a freight train!"
Guy 1: "Nah, you gotta be Making it Drizzle to get that booty. She straight-up WIC Superfly."

Evil maxing 

Maximizing the amount of evil intent you have in your mind. If you are evil maxed, you try to make other peoples lives as horrible as possible even if it is at no gain to yourself or others.
Person 1: "I heard that Kade is evil maxing"
Person 2: "oh I better stay away from him, he might make my life very difficult."
Evil maxing by LasagnaJohn February 5, 2021