Gooner Lent

See No Nut November

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent

Gooner Lent by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025

Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.

Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas by AnimationGamer November 13, 2017

lentini-vision 

Watching a High Definition TV with all of the High Definition equipment but viewing the Standard Definition Channel.

My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.

lentini-vision by Liver lips January 13, 2008

Lentzing 

The art of rambling nonsense while holding the joint until is out causing an uproar within the circle. Also formerly known as politicking or slacking.

"Dude shut up and stop lentzing it"

Lentzing by Wiki-defs January 28, 2013

lenten challenge 

a challenge taken by a brave boy during the Lent season (from Ash Wednesday to Easter). The challenge consists of refraining from masturbation for 40 days (see the Facebook group Lenten Challenge). There is usually a large amount of people who start the challenge. The amount who finish it is much smaller (about none).

Dude, did you do the lenten challenge

nope. i was done after a week

lenten challenge by wowzer123456789 March 1, 2009

lentz 

To treat people like complete crap when you are not with them, but then when you see them act like they are great and that you care about them.

My family is so Lentz - they don't care about me at all but then when they see me they pretend like they do.

lentz by howitreallyis September 28, 2014