Knitz 

The term for a mythical creature (also usable in plural) that is both part angel and part demon. Taking humanoid form, the Knitz are depicted as both muses and supernatural artists in Leon Calle's underground fantasy periodical "Gruubernacht."
They most closely resemble benign depictions of succubi from popular culture.

(taken from the third issue)
"Bjorn fearfully awaited Feif's messenger, and as the sun went down, there was still no word of any travelers. As he finally drifted off to sleep, the smell of orange blossoms delicately swept him away to the realm of madness. The Knitz had arrived."

Knitz by Sherpie January 31, 2010

KnitFlixing

(Verb) the act of working on a knitting project while watching a streaming video from an online provider like NetFlix, Amazon or Hulu.

I got two movies worth of my sweater done last night while I was knitflixing.

KnitFlixing by Greedy Perl Dog September 27, 2014

Knittys 

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

Knittys by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

rip ma knitting 

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol

"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.

rip ma knitting by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

Yoghurt Knitter by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

knitter 

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

knitter by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020