1. The action of any man of any stature to hunt, search, identify, and use a slam pig at will. Upon identification of this usually obese and ugly creature, approach it and use the slam pig's lack of self esteem for a man's own sexual use. A slam pig's slef esteem must
never rise in order for the species of man to survive, therefore, the man MUST
treat the slam pig like that of an actual digusting pig and must dispose of immediately once sexually satisfied.
2. The act of a man getting out of a "
slump".
3. Hunting for the slam pig.
4. The act of making your ex girlfriend extremely
jealous.
"Dude, I'm so horny. Screw it, I'm goin hogging, I'll see you at the bar later."
"Yee Hawwwwwww"
"Um,
wow, well, you know what? Work just called and I have to go to work so you need to leave and my
car is broke down and have no
money for your cab, sorry, I'll see ya around."