gumped 

Person who’s mother smoked too much weed or drank too much homade liquor while he was in the womb, and the person ended up born a complete moron like the title character in Forrest Gump. An insult used against someone.

Guy : Man, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.
Girl: Leave him alone his mother smoked tons of weed while he was on the way. It’s not his fault he’s Gumped

gumped by banky123 July 20, 2006

Grumpet 

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

Grumpet by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

gumped 

having borrowed someone's lighter and then forgotten to return it.

Last time I let Suzie use my lighter she gumped it.

gumped by Lakshmi May 9, 2007

Gumped 

To be shot in the ass.
Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.
Where Forrest gets shot in the ass.

When we was playing paint ball.
I gumped his ass.

Gumped by Spanky Dole June 24, 2008

Grumper 

A decorative bumper commonly found on Jeep Wranglers that combines a bumper and grill. A must have bolt on part for any JK mallcrawler with 20"+ wheels that wants to distinguish themselves from the standard "Angry Eye" jeep.

"Kyle just dropped $1500 on that new Fabfours Grumper, friggen shame he he didn't spend it on lockers, eh? "

Grumper by Hokenstad July 30, 2019

Grumpledickskin 

The troll. Has a very wrinkly winky that can only be smoothed out by special fairy witches

Grumpledickskin craves only the smoothness of the boob

Grumpledickskin by Fuzzbotte July 28, 2022

Forest Gumped 

From the movie Forrest Gump. Where Forest pretty much Stumbled his way into extraordinary events throughout history. Like meeting Elvis and John Lennon

"I hear Johnny made partner at the law firm"
"Yeah, he really Forest Gumped his say to the top"

Forest Gumped by Josephus1975 October 20, 2016