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Filed under “E” 

Expression mostly used by uneducated Anglophones, meaning “dead”. Heard after a few beers, in conversations held in the presence of French Canadiens. It comes from “filed under “H”, for history”, but with the speaker unknowingly believing that French “histoire” is spelled “E-stoire”.
I fucked her so hard last night, that her cunt is filed under E.

She filed herself under E after dropping the hair-dryer in the tub.

Startled by the heavy truck traffic, the rich bitch’s pink poodle darted towards the road; it was filed under E upon arrival at the Vet's clinic.
Filed under “E” by Pilot January 21, 2004
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Failed Lesbian 

Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman
Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*
somebody getting you in trouble that could have been dissolved with a simple discussion
Did you hear how they filed for something and their life in now ruined? That was to radical
FILED by The Great boi August 4, 2016
To inappropriately check out underage girls like Jared Fogle the Subway.
Dude, you just Fogled that girl. Do you want to go to jail?
fogled by BornInTheBurn October 24, 2015

Failed abortion 

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q
Failed abortion by FG5000 May 15, 2021

Failed Biden Pullout 

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.
In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."

Failed good intentions 

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions