Sakalian English 

A language buried by time, spoken today only by a few intellectuals.

- WOW! Those two guys sound so smart!
- Yeah, they must be speaking Sakalian English.

Sakalian English by Castanea Sativa May 22, 2021

english barbecue

The English BBQ normally takes place in wet or threatening weather condition. He, the man of the house, shows his family how to light the BBQ using several pints of high octane fuel. He then cooks chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and still bleeding in the middle. Sausages are also black on the outside while being raw in the middle.

Any Sunday afternoon between June and September in gardens in UK

english barbecue by Larry Power September 14, 2005

English 101 

The college course that focuses on learning the basics of English, which, apparently, 18 years of writing sentences, stories, poems, book reports, essays, research papers, speeches, and debates did not.

English 101: Re-learn your language all over again! ($800, required course, no refunds)

English 101 by epic fail January 19, 2008

olde english 

the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water

i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!

olde english by brodizzle January 6, 2004

AP English 

HELL

AP English takes place in hell.

AP English by sunnydictator September 20, 2009

English garden 

Ginger pubes on a pale white girl.

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."

English garden by kowal5ki November 7, 2013

ENGLISHISIZE 

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about

Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)

ENGLISHISIZE by Insertdead2013wordlikeyolo June 28, 2017