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cyclops meat clown 

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

Cyclops Mongoloid 

A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.

Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.

Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.

The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.

Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.

Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us

Michele: We better keep our distance.

Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.

cyclopsing 

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.
I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing
cyclopsing by bozzabro December 14, 2014
A short, anorexic, one-eyed creature often seen in black. This creature is extremely anti-social and easily confused. It has adapted over time, due to the fact that it happens to be missing an eye, and has now grown a thick lock of hair over its empty eye socket. Another defining characteristic of this creature is the extremely, unnaturally, large amounts of estrogen that it secretes.
that emo kid over there is a total cyclops o_O...lets cut his hair!!!
cyclops by JAKEisthenewBOB* April 3, 2010

cyclops meat clown 

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

Portugese Cyclops

A sexual act in which one partner inserts his penis underneath the other's eyelid.
A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
Portugese Cyclops by Oscitant September 27, 2011