bomba collapse 

Usually used upon entering Peckham in London. Its the equivalent of saying your hail-mary upon entering Church. Best used as you step off the 343 Bus but optimal timing is reserved for when you walk down Peckham High Street.

As you look around, you can whisper to yourself "Bomba Collapse!"

bomba collapse by Pucho Boedo June 2, 2008

cave collapse 

The prevention of a woman from having sex with another woman. Similar to cockblocking, but applied to the lesbian persuasion.

"We collapsed Delia's cave like water in a salt mine. Dyn-o-mite!"

"I was about to score with this real hard dike from the city. Tattoos and the like. But, Davey fucking waltzed in and bricked up my cave like I was a dead Jesus or something."

For all the kiddies out there. Don't cockblock. Don't cave collapse.

cave collapse by Navarond August 19, 2008

epic collapse 

what the new york giants do against the phillidelphia eagles

the giants suffered an epic collapse in the 4th quarter againts the eagles giving up 28 unanswered points

epic collapse by tikibobby December 20, 2010

Relief Collapse 

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.

Relief Collapse by Spriiing May 30, 2020

Void Collapse 

When taking a shit, the act of farting, causing the feces to glide out.

Dude, I was having a massive Taco Bell shit, but a void collapse fixed it.

Void Collapse by Russi Tarchlavski February 19, 2011

irish collapse 

Drinking so much that you can't say goodbye and just pass out from drinking right where you are

Johnny gave us an irish collapse last night after drinking two bottles of jack.

irish collapse by zombiexsp February 27, 2018

collapsed arch 

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.

guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.

collapsed arch by ollie snail March 7, 2017