Chernobyl Control Panel 

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.

Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

Chernobyl Control Panel by Christopherusly October 22, 2012

chernobyl baby 

When someone is retarded enough to try to insult someone smarter, and fails.

ThisAsshole is a perfect example of a chernobyl baby

chernobyl baby by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 December 31, 2009

chernobyl chicken

lemon chicken

We went to lunch in Chinatown DC and ordered chernobyl chicken.

chernobyl chicken by Teratogen April 24, 2011

Chernobyl Summerwear 

Clothes worn in a contaminated area, usually consisting of NBC gear and a gasmask. So named for its prevalence in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Pyotr was often seen in Chernobyl Summerwear when he played airsoft.

Chernobyl Summerwear by Grafsburg May 14, 2011

chernobyl gas mask 

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

chernobyl gas mask by jmgmh June 12, 2016

Chernobyl Grey 

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.

Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey

Chernobyl Grey by rower11 September 1, 2017

chernobyl catfish 

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up

How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish

chernobyl catfish by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020