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Chelsea Handler Syndrome 

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.
X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!
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Unbelievably sexy! Great body and is very fit! There is only one. It's a female. She is super fun, and only one very lucky guy will marry her. She like to hold your hand really tight and farts, but it's beautiful and special
I think I might of saw a chelsia but she was with another man!
chelsia by Dannboi April 19, 2014
A beautiful girl who is open minded and outspoken. She is a go getter who knows how to get what she wants. She has a great sense of humor and an adorable laugh. Her heart is full of those she loves and she is always trying to fix those that are broken. She is lovable and sweet with a side of mischievous and sexy. While hard to to love, she is one worth loving.
Celsie
Celsie by Live And Learn January 6, 2014

No Chelsea 

Variation of No Homo, n/h
Generally this phrase is used in NYC.

Term is a double edged sword which pays homage to the professional homosexuals in Chelsea.
Fake Setting: Limerick Pub NYC

Damian: Yo son these salty nuts taste so good with my creamy stout
Damian: No Chelsea

Marcos: Nah son I know what you mean these sausages are extra delishwith my sex on the beach
Marcos: No Chelsea
No Chelsea by Ronzula July 6, 2008

Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Hero of Flight 1549. Saved 155 lives by landing a plane safely into the Hudson River. Greatest pilot that ever lived!
Top Gun ain't got shit on Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Chelsea Tractor 

An offroad car that never goes offroad
a 4x4 that stays on road
Chelsea Tractor by ud40 May 13, 2005
The act of smiling so intently that one might almost laugh. A smile that is intense.
Gurl, you are cheesin' so hard that that man knows you want him.