victoria beckham 

the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.

Poo on me Victoria Beckham.
David is too good for Victoria. What did he do to deserve her??

victoria beckham by elephant molestor July 29, 2006

david Beckham 

A useless person who has out lived his england career.

david beckham's penalty that went *sky high*

david Beckham by K_chan June 25, 2006

David Beckham 

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

David Beckham by Paul March 15, 2004

Bend It Like Beckham 

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

Bend It Like Beckham by Pinkdragonfly February 26, 2009

david beckham 

this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.

david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.

david beckham by jacy_lynne September 14, 2008

david beckham 

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.

David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.

david beckham by KRHimself October 30, 2004

victoria beckham 

Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.

"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"

victoria beckham by clairem April 8, 2007