barking up the wrong tree 

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

barking up the wrong tree by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

Barking Abbey School Girl by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

african barking spider 

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

african barking spider by mat81 February 25, 2009

bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

bonkering by Bonkering December 2, 2014

california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

california barking spider by John bobby November 14, 2006

Barking up

To run one's mouth loudly about nothing. Very similar to talking shit or bullshitting. Could be used playfully or aggressively.

Don't worry about Johnny , he just likes barking up.

I thought those two were going to fight. Just a lot of barking up.

Barking up by Underpound June 4, 2013

Bonkering Mad 

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

Bonkering Mad by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014