rusty nuts 

when it's a hot day and you're on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and your testicles get covered in diarrhea making them look rusty.

(Nick) "jimmy you look terrible"
(Jimmy) "yeah man I've been up all night with rusty nuts, I only did it once but it takes so long to clean that shit up"

rusty nuts by dollar-bills-y'all April 18, 2010

Truck nuts 

A complete dealbreaker. Something too moronic to be overlooked.

“He is really cool and has money but he has a soul patch, truck nuts.”

Truck nuts by About 89 women January 26, 2020

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

nutella wristy by In your endo June 14, 2014

nutty 

Adj.
Used to describe a person, place, or thing of extremely high quality. Derived from the richness of nuts. Something chock full of awesomeness.

That album was nutty. I can't get it out of my head.

Dude, those brownies were nutty. I ate 12.

Did you see Obama's speech last night? It was nutty. I'm inspired.

nutty by the_massimo December 10, 2010

nuts on the road 

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

nuts on the road by dfghfdrfdfrt September 28, 2007

nuthugger

1. noun. A nomadic miserable cunt, who becomes so obsessed with a guy, that she will do basically anything to maintain his attention; whether it be sex, incessant annoyance, or other favors; the term is connotatively derived from the fact that the broad in question is virtually clinging onto his testicles with strength considerably more powerful than a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip.

2. noun. A bitch that is a freeloading, mooching cunt.

1. That nuthugger won't leave me alone. All I wanted was for her to blow me, and now she won't stop calling me. It's getting weird, but at least she buys me food when I want it--usually after she blows me.

2. I was trying to make a drunken feast in the kitchen, and this nuthugger wouldn't stop trying to mooch my shit. If she was that hungry, she should have blown me.

There's nuthuggery afoot here...

nuthugger by Juice & Clint March 2, 2005

fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.

I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.

fluffer nutter by Kristin April 12, 2003