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absent-minded professor 

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.
The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...
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dirty minded 

probably the things you are searching other than this
guy 1: that dude is on urban dictoinary
guy 2:EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! SO dirty minded

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dirty minded by i perrrrrrrrrrrson December 19, 2021

Resident Mind - All The World's Prayers 

a fucking asshole in roblox hit game, HOURS. bro will fuck you up and make you give head to him DAILY.
yo who's resident mind - all the world's prayers
you're gonna get your ass beaten

Bending your mind 

exercising your mind. mind blown.
Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
Bending your mind by asianrocks September 26, 2014

dicked my mind 

When an individual screws with someone else's mind.
Dude, he just dicked my mind.
dicked my mind by mattyice2828 June 13, 2016

Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just tooooo good and you’re in that mindset

Originated from Tyler’s sick freestyle
IM IN A TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MINDDDDD”

Aleksei State of Mind 

A state of melancholy where you just want to be loved but at the same time don't want to take risks. You also want to float off into oblivion with nothing but a piano and dramatic lighting.
"Recently I have been having a tough time, I've been in an Aleksei state of mind"
"Oh no!"