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They can be the funniest or the worst person you’re ever gonna encounter. They’re usually are super funny and are always a nice and caring friend. In means of romance, they’re so nice and will steal any persons heart, and even yours if you’re not careful. Although they’re amazing people, sometimes they’re not so nice, they tend to hit and kick others. And in relationships tend to watch shows rather than talk to their significant other.

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Person 1: Oh it’s Harrison! He’s always so helpful and caring

Person 2: I know, that girl he’s dating is so lucky bro.
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Person 1: Oh, not Harrison. He’s always so rude and aggro.

Person 2: I know right? I hope he finds manners one day.
Harrison by imightbejoking October 29, 2021
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Harrison High School 

Shitty ass high school located in harrison nj and are the rivals of Kearny high school in Nj, The soccer team is dog shit and lost to Kearny in Hudson County Championship by 2-1 and lost IN THEIR OWN TERRITORY!!! Honestly so embarrassing for them and soooo funny but KEARNY WILL FOREVER BE ON TOP!!!! HARRISONK
person 1- yo I forgot who won the championship?
Person 2- kearny bro the Harrison high school took the biggest L
hes a joe lover that thinks for himself and likes gurkens in his mouth.
Hey harrison want a gurken in your mouth
Harrison by Joefromfortnite November 2, 2021
A Posh man who is nice and smart! swaggers with his jumper round his neck. Usually makes A's in all his classes.

handsome, loyal & has the endurance of a race horse in Bed ;)
Wait, is that Harrison? Ha, not surprised she’s with him, he’s too handsome to be single! I want a Harrison in my life
Harrison by poshjezza224 November 3, 2021
Harrison is insanely unique person. He is funny, exciting and dynamic. He is either full of energy or wants to chill out and watch a movie. He is incredibly handsome and has the best hair. He is probably the smartest person you know, and is not afraid to tell you his opinion. He will always encourage his friends to be the best version of themselves and will try to be the best version of himself too. Harrison is someone you want to keep around because he makes a better ally than an enemy. He can make you life infinitely better or your own personal hell, so be careful!
"Do you know anyone who can fix my computer?"
"My buddy Harrison would do that for you! I'll ask him."
Harrison by catattack88 November 15, 2021
A tall guy who likes baby bells and jacket potatoes. But despite his awful taste in food, he’s actually one of the best people you could ever meet.

Very funny- he’ll make you growl in front of your dad with laughter. He’s kind and caring, but will put himself down sometimes.

Smart, witty and rather attractive.

Really nice eyes.

A little fruity maybe. But it’s an utter privilege to know a Harrison.
“Who’s that tall, brown haired guy unwrapping a baby bell?”
“Oh, that’s Harrison.”
Harrison by an0n143 November 21, 2021
About the sexiest human being you will ever meet. Everyone named Harrison always has the biggest dick and is amazing during sex. Harrison’s always go out with the cutest girls and they are sooo sexy.
OMG! You had sex with Harrison, lucky!
Harrison by Dr. Destarvation November 22, 2021