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Belleville Michigan 

A small city just a little over 30 mins outside of Detroit where females will only want something to do with you if you’re rich & that’s not a bad thing but it is when the guys know that if they dress fly & flash the right amount of money that they can definitely get a Belleville girl in bed that night
Stranger 1: Hey! have you ever been to Belleville Michigan?
Stranger 2: Yeah the hoes easy as fuck out there in Belleville all you gotta do is come right

Flint Michigan Faucet 

Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.
Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”

Traverse City, Michigan 

A little city in Michigan. It’s a good place to have a nice vacation. Has many little shops and cool food. Grand Traverse Bay is amazing too.
Mom: where do you want to go for vacation?
Son: Traverse City, Michigan

Linden High School (Michigan) 

A School located in Linden, Michigan full of people that will never amount to anything. Approximately 80% of the students have tried marijuana and of those that have tried, 90% smoke it regularly because they are losers. The football team is pretty much the only good part of the school, having won a majority of the regular season games, but then end up getting their assholes eaten out in a disgusting manner during the playoffs, esp. during the 2010 playoffs when the starting quarterback threw more passes for touchdowns to the Goodrich Martians, than to his own team. Students fit into one or more of the following categories: Jock; Douchebag; Prep; Whore; Pothead; Loner; Bitch; Obnoxious; or Smart-ass. Those who graduate from Linden usually remain in the area until they die because they are all racist pricks who would get their pussies ripped in half if they were to go to a major city.
Student 1: "What school do you go to?"
Student 2: "Linden High School (Michigan)."
Student 1: "Really?"
Student 2: "Yea, why?"
Student 1: "That means you're a fucking loser. Bye."

Ypsilanti Michigan 

A city with nothing but broke wanna be ass niggas who dicksuck and hate. And it’s FULL of under cover gay niggas
Hey ! Ever been to Ypsilanti Michigan ?
Yeah it’s lame as shit fuck that city

Eastern Michigan University Marching Band 

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.
Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.