big bad bisexual brad

A big burly man who runs like a dinosaur with wide hips, thick ankles, and a low centre gravity. He loves to wear yoga pants to football games and always has 8 pounds of jell in his hair. He owns a humpy bike and Lynryd Skynyrd records, he likes to bake cakes instead of going camping. He prefers Strawberry Tackerys and Margeritas instead of a nice cold beer like real men. He likes to care for the environment in his little Nissan Leaf while other real men are driving trucks.

“Oh my god look at Big Bad Bisexual Brad, he’s blocking !”

big bad bisexual brad by Blockingbrad17 January 14, 2018

Piffing (Brad Piff Style) 

To lay down on the ground and strike a pose. It can be done an area with a large gathering of people or in an empty NFL stadium it does not matter where.

People use to tebow but now i see everyone Piffing (Brad Piff Style)

Piffing (Brad Piff Style) by TheGame9853 October 2, 2014

Down Brad 

Like down bad, but unintentional and permanent.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear Brad woke up paralyzed after drinking? He’s down bad.

Guy 2: No, he’s “Down Brad”

Down Brad by UpGoodBubba April 22, 2022

megan and brad

Worlds greatest match. These two will laugh their butts off for an entire lifetime. Both are insanely ridiculously happy when together. Can be doing anything together and still have the time of their lives.

Megan and Brad should get married.

Megan and brad are here, party starts now!

Megan and Brad like pole dancing and lots of fireball.

megan and brad by LucySarah February 1, 2017

Bottom Shelf Brad 

Usually but not exclusively a poor or working class white male that has severe anger issues. They usually target women of color(particularly black women)feeding off of their insecurities and gullibility.

They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.

Person 1 - Yo you heard about Keyshia new boyfriend

Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges

Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her

Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad

Bottom Shelf Brad by Ant0091 December 31, 2020

The Brad Pitt Theory 

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

The Brad Pitt Theory by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Rad Brad 

A phrase used by a bunch of depressed imbeciles in order to act cool.

Boy: Stay rad like brad.😎
Girl: Actually I’m not Rad Brad. But, I’m sad like tad.😔

Rad Brad by Potatosquashbutternuthybrid December 15, 2020