the v-day curse 

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.

Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.

the v-day curse by nkb0095 January 27, 2022

Delirious Anto Curse 

The DAC known as the Delirious Anto Curse has been around for 2 years, currently reeking havoc on the summer times. It will haunt you every summer of every year. How to get rid of it? Who knows… one thing is for sure though.. you will have to survive a summer worth of bad luck. Good luck.

From, Anonymous.
😅

M: I got a 10% on my geometry quiz😞
K: Oh my gosh, it’s the delirious anto curse

Delirious Anto Curse by Kayley R. May 24, 2022

The J Curse 

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

The J Curse by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

The mullet curse 

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

The mullet curse by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

the 'M' - curse 

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

the 'M' - curse by anonymous December 23, 2022

The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

The Pharaoh's Curse by ALJ69 August 9, 2023

The Harry Kane Curse

The Harry Kane Curse is associated to Bayern Munich's Harry Kane, previously Tottenham Hotspurs own, before he got traded after 19 years with the Spurs. The Harry Kane Curse is what it's called since the Spurs failed to win the league for 19 years whilst Kane was on the team. Also, since he played for England, he is known for bottling England's progression to later stages in various competitions.

Person 1: Yo, Tottenham are first in the league now since Kane left!
Person 2: So The Harry Kane Curse is real after all...

The Harry Kane Curse by yourtypicalnamepersonlol October 25, 2023