Mega China-gasm

Pronounced: Meguh-CHiNUH-GAHSUM
One who is not chinesse, but looks chinesse and likes orgasmic jokes. Usually ultra lame and usually posess small, fake, padded, boobs. Also try to dress "scene" and cut their hair in really ugly chopped layered forms. They steal people's crushes. SO WATCH OUT!!!

Hey look at that pair of shoes! They are orgasmic! OMG I'm having a mega china-gasm

Mega China-gasm by That grrl with the face... August 5, 2008

The price of tea in China 

Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"

Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"

The price of tea in China by Bob the lob April 14, 2022

va-china 

Sexual organ of a chinese woman.

"man, walking around in the streets of hong kong really makes me hungry for some va-china."

va-china by Candles May 18, 2009

great wall of China 

(n.) A tall and broad oriental person.

See brick shithouse

great wall of China by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Great Wall of China 

A makeshift urinal made out of snow on which a group of people snow camping can drain their respective lizards.

Hey man, have you built the great wall of china yet? I really have to take a leak.

Great Wall of China by dwarodelf August 7, 2009

Small Animal And China Delivery 

An event that is so perfect, it brings a tear to your eye.

Small Animal And China Delivery by Anonymous March 13, 2003

white china

a precious cock, just like china! With the grooves and bumps like Stevie Wonder (braile nips) titties. It is like a precious jizz stone!

Dang, I be given that ho Hillary that white china, dawg!

white china by David!M! January 3, 2006