texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

texas mickey by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

king mickey 

the king of disney castle in the hit game "Kingdom Hearts"..

king mickey is A mouse with a over sized key..

king mickey by shadix August 19, 2006

dipping mickey 

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

dipping mickey by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

meat mickey 

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

meat mickey by jetless May 18, 2006

Spooge-Mickey 

When a male places his testicles atop his partners head making it look like they have mickey mouse ears

"Babe come here and let me give you a Spooge-Mickey"

Spooge-Mickey by Daniel Liketofuck April 8, 2015

McD's (pronounced Mickey D's)

short for McDonald's

I'm starving! Pull into McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) sose I can get a burger and fries!

McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) by petermante September 13, 2011

Texas Mickey

A large bottle of alcohol available in Canadian Liquor stores.(3Litres or 101oz.)
Can be vodka, rum or canadian whiskey.
101 shots for about $100.
Name derived from the fact that "Everything is bigger in Texas!"

"Yo Jim, wanna get crunk this weekend?"
"Aight!"
"Alright we can split the Texas Mickey and the O I picked up"
"DOPE!"

Texas Mickey by Gumby244 February 20, 2009