Flint Michigan Fire drill 

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.

Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"

Flint Michigan Fire drill by honkyhater69 March 29, 2011

Taylor Michigan 

A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.

Man, I sure hated growing up in Taylor Michigan.

Taylor Michigan by MJTBurning August 8, 2008

Bellevue, Michigan 

A small village in Eaton county, Its known for its well.... nothing, theres nothing there besides old dicks getting wasted at the bar and smoking a lot of weed, the teenagers are pretty much the same way. They run around doing the most stupid things because well what else is there to do? Heroin has made such a large apperance in bellevue that all the drop out worthless kids just sit at the park smoking weed and then going home and shooting up and acting like a fucking nigger, like seriously all these teenagers think that they are the hardcore motherfuckers but really they are just hopeless wanna bes stuck in a god forsaken town. Our football team always loses but hey atleast we got... NOTHING. But if you wanna party and get wasted then we are the town for you.

Living in the middle of nowhere pretty much sums it up

Bellevue, Michigan

Bellevue, Michigan by Pleasehelpme April 7, 2011

welcome to Michigan 

An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".

Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

welcome to Michigan by welcometoMI July 18, 2009

Northern Michigan University 

Really Really Really Effing Cold.

DC:Where do you go to school? CT:Northern Michigan University! DC: WOW i hear it's cold there? CT: That is an understatement... In the coldest parts of winter I went to class and then 50 min later I was walking back to the dorms in three feet of snow ....

Northern Michigan University by Thomas, Chris July 20, 2006

Colwood Michigan 

A small utopia in the thumb of michigan. The only working bussiness is the Colwood Bar which can be recognized with a naked girl in a martini glass on the outter wall. In Colwood the population is 1.5 million, ya 1.5 million! Here in this lost town you will find "Colwoods Finest" This is the most rural ghetto you will ever find.

Dude meet me in Colwood Michigan. Thats where we'll throw it down.

Colwood Michigan by King Dong Long Shlong July 22, 2009

Lake Michigan Highball 

Tap water from Chicago.

Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.

Lake Michigan Highball by Harling Mays November 14, 2012