Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

Shit the leaf by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021

keefe on a leaf 

You all know elf on a shelf...
But now it's KEEFE ON A LEAF!
*referring to keefe sencen from kotlc*

hey did you see the keefe on a leaf meme? It's so funny!

keefe on a leaf by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

The Maple Leaf 

When you pore syrup on your partners feet, and then held them above their head so that it runs down their legs on to their butthole. This method could be used as lube or to add flavor.

I gave my boyfriend the maple leaf so that when I smothered myself between his cheeks, it had a sweeter flavor.

The Maple Leaf by Mookjr January 18, 2023

Little lettuce leaf 

The iconic phrase TikTok star, Evil Queen aka EQ used to describe Elphaba's new green gown from primark.

Elphaba: *Appears on TikTok live*
EQ: Hello my little lettuce leaf!

Little lettuce leaf by FK2COOL July 29, 2023

Certified Maple Leaf Moment 

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

Certified Maple Leaf Moment by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

leafmine 

Canine droppings in one's yard that are covered, hidden, obscured or otherwise camouflaged by fallen leaves or other autumnal debris.

My beautiful Fall afternoon was slightly tarnished when I rolled over a leafmine with the lawnmower, and then doubled down on the transaction when the left sole of my Adidas also found purchase.

leafmine by Duneedon November 8, 2018

Leafsing

blowing a big lead, choking, or doing something that makes you lose a game that you should win

The Toronto Maple Leafs are constantly leafsing big Game 7 leads.

Leafsing by AvsFan29 September 10, 2021