When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.

My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.

Marshall’s 50 Yarder by BleedingRed August 19, 2023

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Yarden

An area of land out the back of a terrace house, usually a slab of concrete. Is the only outdoor space you have, no grass so not a garden but can also be referred to as the yard, thus a combination of both.

P1: I need a piss but I can't be arsed going upstairs.
P2: Just go in the yarden.

P1: Where should I put this crap?
P2: Just chuck it in the garden.

If you need me I'll be in the yarden burning stuff.

Yarden by MasterEsq January 19, 2019

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Yarden

Yarden is the try hard guy in the voice chat no one likes.
He often screams "yasss queen" for no particular reason.

This guy is such a yarden

Yarden by yarden November 26, 2019

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yarden markel

frekkin sexiest jewish woman i have ever layed eyes on. huge boobs n a fine ass. FUKK ME YARDEN!!!!!

oh dude, i want yarden markel in my fuckin pants!

yarden markel by hotshit March 31, 2005

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