Skip to main content

tooth nerd 

- One who is very thorough in regards to dental hygiene, and often brags about their cleanliness.

- One who flosses after every meal, and carries an oral kit with them at all times.

- One who actually brushes their teeth on long airplane rides.

- One who thinks their new toothpaste is ineffective and that this is the cause of their morning breath.
"I've never had a cavity before, and my teeth are straight without braces!"
"Wow Lauren, you're such a tooth nerd."

"I can't go on dinner dates with Courtney, she's such a tooth nerd."
tooth nerd by pagrovian March 3, 2012
tooth nerd mug front
Get the tooth nerd mug.
See more merch

tooth jeans 

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.
tooth jeans by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

tooth scribbling sushi nigga 

A deregulatory slur for someone of Asian descent, primarily used by African Americans. referencing the Asian "buck tooth" stereotype, chopsticks, and sushi being a Japanese originating food.
Charles: Hey Linus, this west nile snatch doesn't know who Martin Luthor Kang is!

Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!

Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!

Tooth Paste Tubing

The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.
I tooth paste tubing my old lady after blowing my load.
Tooth Paste Tubing by Todd Finger September 6, 2011

Tooth Fucker 

When someone is missing a tooth or multiple teeth and another person sticks their dick in the void repeatedly. Commonly used amongst gays.
That carny is probably a tooth fucker.
Tooth Fucker by bustap949 September 15, 2009

Tooth Job 

When a very hot lady gives you a blowjob and while doing so, gives you some teeth.

This is extremely painful and usually ends up in having the penis bleeding.

Can also end up with the girlfriend dead from having the victim shooting her from the pain.
"Dude, while kelly and I were having some oral sex, she gave me a hard Tooth Job".

"ouch man".

"she's dead now XD".

"WTF"!
Tooth Job by pochypizzle December 6, 2010

Tooth Fairy 

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.
Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;
Tooth Fairy by It'sALie August 22, 2010