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Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.
Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"
Reset The Clock by forrforr February 28, 2013
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if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock 

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.
Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

cock on the clock

working for a living, doing the job, all in a day's work.
John can't join us tonight it's his usual Saturday night, Cock on the Clock nite.
cock on the clock by theapple April 16, 2012

On the clock 

to be on the clock or someone to be on the clock is to be underaged (1-12)
Man:ur on the clock you shouldnt be on this website
Underaged:Please!!!

(this is implying that the underaged boy has his age on the clock and he shouldnt be on the specific website,to not be on the clock you need to be ages 13 and up)
On the clock by YMCT June 19, 2016

on the clock 

To be subjected to scrutiny. Loosely coined by viewers, fans, and media associated with the NFL Draft, wherein each pro team has 15 minutes per round during the draft to decide, among many aspiring athletes, who to draft as a player. The NFL Draft draws such media coverage for analysis that each draft selection becomes instantaneous fodder for sports journalism scrutiny.
Aaron's graduation depends on how his grades are for this last semester. He finds out in 12 days, so he is on the clock.

The company's inability to make a decent profit during the last quarter has put them on the clock for this next month; a loss will likely result in heavy firings.
on the clock by MJTauthor December 31, 2007

Under The Clock 

Used by Guyanese people to refer to a place in Stabroek Market : where there is a great Market Clock..where Ilegal Trading and the selling of stolen goods are conducted.
" Your phone was stolen?..you should check Under The Clock and see if someone has it there...get the Police involved and repossess it".
Under The Clock by Ahaha J April 18, 2018

kicking the clock 

Dude, we gotta stop kicking the clock! We're running out of time