Club Sped Share definition Flag A retard gangbang. Usually associated with Depend® Diapers and Danmar® Seizure Helmets. Alexander was in a Club Sped last night. And that's why he has barbeque sauce on his forehead. Club Sped by Alexander Martin Beardsley February 24, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Club Sped mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch