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Squall quag 

This is a person who is big asshole and a motherfucker and there’re name is usually jack he is also a mofo so if you see one you should tell them to fuck off

Squall Leonheart 

The protagonist of the video game Final Fantasy VIII. Is especially noted for two things, namely, his "lone wolf" personality, and his unique weapon, the gunblade. He starts as a student of a mercenary school, but gets drawn into a conflict beyond imagination. I would go on, but hey, couldn't ruin the WHOLE thing, could I?
Squall Leonheart is one -cold- muthafucka.
Squall Leonheart by BLARG man October 7, 2004

squall leonheart 

The only emo worth bothering with.

Squall leonheart: "I don't care about you, i have a sword with a fucking gun attached."

squall leonheart by Bean945 August 4, 2006

Squall Melon 

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.
Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.
Squall Melon by yoor January 6, 2008

Squall Hack 

Secret hack activated by one using the name "Squall" in any FPS game(usually counter-strike)It is RANDOM.
Symptoms include large spurts of headshots and other stuff.
Weird CS-ADMIN: haha Squall ur a nub
Squall:stfu
HEADSHOT-Squall
HEADSHOT-Squall
HEADSHOT-Squall
HEADSHOT-Squall
Weird CS-ADMIN:....wtf!
Squall: haha Squall hack!
Squall Hack by Squall February 24, 2004

Squall vs. Luigi

A match held on gamefaqs between two video game characters in 2003. Luigi is Mario's brother from the Mario games while Squall Leonhart is the main, un-socialble character of Final Fantasy VIII.

Before the match, everyone the Sc2k3 board said that Luigi would obliterate Squall. After all, Final Fantasy VIII was hated by a lot, and Luigi had a good fanbase.

When the match began, Luigi took the early lead, and a user named Advanced Warslord announced that Luigi is pwning, Squall has already lost.

Later on as voting continued though, Squall took over the lead...then every 15 minutes, it grew...and grew...and grew.

Eventually, Squall had a big lead, and by morning when most people were waking up, the chaos began. Squall had taken 60% of the votes and everyone began to go insane. Nintendo fans said "bleep it" while FF8 fans celebrated. At least 10 users account suicided. Other than Mario vs. Crono, this match has been the most popular one ever held on gamefaqs.

The match may have been caused by a game known as Kingdom Hearts which boosted Squall's popularity since he was a cameo. People now think this game also boosted Cloud Strife's and Sephiroth's popularity, which created an all-FF7 finals. This factor though is still under debate.
I remember Squall vs. Luigi...it was fun.
Squall vs. Luigi by maplejet March 25, 2004