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strawllatio 

To use one's mouth and tongue to locate a drinking straw in a glass mimicking the action of oral teasing on a man's meat stick. Usually performed while plastered drunk in a loud dark bar, or for a not so subtle offer of fellatio from one person to the intended recipient.
Ex. 1. Dude check that guy out, he's so drunk he gave his drink strawllatio for a minute before he could even take a drink.

Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.

Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?

Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
strawllatio by suspect 175 November 14, 2014

Sprawling 

one or more people gathered together to chill, smoke weed and listen to music.
Josh: Hey mahn, what's up?
Matt: I'm just sprawling, till my roommate comes back.
Sprawling by aye.flacko August 17, 2018

Spratley 

Adjective, slang:

Complimentary adjective, similar to 'sick' or 'cool' used to describe anything 'brilliant'. Origins: Dr. P. Spratley Phd. He is totally spratley.
''Dude, you're so spratley!'

''Man, that's spratley that is!''

''OMG, how spratley did Luton Town play yesterday?!''
Spratley by qwerty2228333 October 21, 2012

Strawlatex 

(Pronounced Straw-la-techs)

a scent combining the scent of strawberries, chocolate and sex.

Richard McNally ©
Oh fuck is that Strawlatex, WHERE IS HE. HE MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.. Girl i'm going home with him to do the no pants dance....

Sprawlmart 

A weak contraction of "Super Walmart." So-called because the immensely popular 24-hour store promotes unsustainable urban sprawl.
Hey, it's Friday night. Want to ride on some dizoggs and head over to Sprawlmart?
Sprawlmart by Ted Isog May 2, 2005