sporked 

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

sporked by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007

shorted 

to actively take someone of their property. Some believe it is on purpose, some don't.

was shorted (in the past)

He shorted you $10 bucks. (just now)

shorted by NotACoolName2 January 19, 2010

Spotted Dick 

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

Spotted Dick by Pete January 20, 2004

snorted out 

to be very high on a substance that is snorted

"I'm smoked out snorted out Drunken and im blown" DJ paul
If you dont know three 6 you dont need to know what this means...

snorted out by dirtydbommb January 5, 2007

sorted 

To be well organised.

She's so sorted.
Now that the paperwork is sorted I can find what I need easily.
He sorted the browser bookmarks into categories.

sorted by Lissky September 4, 2004

Sporked 

When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.

I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.

Sporked by supmannothinchillin February 13, 2009

sorted 

When ones 'class A' recreational drugs have arrived.

Cheers for the whizz, nice one, SORTED.

Are you SORTED for E's?

sorted by rubbish gays September 3, 2003