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Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass
Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.
Shatting yourself by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Sub Seating 

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.
Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.
Sub Seating by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010

white sheeting 

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.
Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!
white sheeting by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

Top Sheeting 

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
Top Sheeting by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

Sheating 

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.
Sheating by DJIVB February 2, 2012

sheaing it 

v. 1.The action of not doing work and still getting graded well.
2. The action of making fun of all games other than the one game that the "shea-er" plays.
Dude, the kid's sheaing it- he hasn't done any work in the entire semester and still has a B average.
sheaing it by DT_21 June 20, 2003