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Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is a premier school in its country. Everyone in the school is thought of as nerds, but in actually fact half of the school doesn't hand in their work on time, and the other half is too busy acting cool.

However, miraculously, the school excels in almost all fields and competitions it takes part in.
Have you seen the marks the people in Raffles Institution get? They are impossibly high!
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Dust Ruffle 

A term for an elderly woman's vagina
I'm gonna pound a great depression into your grandma's dust ruffle!
Dust Ruffle by cosmokramer329 November 5, 2012

Cunt Ruffle 

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
Cunt Ruffle by Hey Jack November 27, 2016

Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles
"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is supposedly the best school in Singapore, but the truth is that it is just like any other school, if not worse in terms of behaviour. All the Raffles Institution students seem to enjoy causing intense pain to their teachers and disobeying them on purpose. In fact, I don't understand how they are still able to excel.
Ethan: Hey, I heard you are from Raffles Institution, how smart of you!
John : You better thank god that you are not there....

ruffled grouse 

a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.
I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!
ruffled grouse by Karl Eller February 10, 2010

ruffle jimmies 

To ruffle a person's jimmies is to taunt them by comparing them to someone who's more successful than them.
Ruffle jimmies

Phil Jackson ruffled Kobe Bryant's jimmies by comparing him to Lebron James.
ruffle jimmies by Asidd January 1, 2011