A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.
"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I justlooked ridiculous."
a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.
vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice