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Clay Pidgeon 

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a gun fire sound effect.
Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "She got clay pidgeoned!"
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Pidgey-Drunk 

Drunker than drunk; where unfunny is funny, unsexy is sexy, and the most excited of us pass the fuck out.
Man, I had to deal with some CRAZY customers this week -- I need to get Pidgey-Drunk tonight.
Pidgey-Drunk by EdJim February 11, 2010
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Short for 'pidgeon hole'

Used (probably not exclusively) throughout the university of Oxford, UK

eg "I'm going to check my pidge"

Also (less commonly) used as a verb 'to pidge', translates as "to check ones pidgeon hole"

eg. "what are you doing?"
"I'm pidging"
An over reaction and over sensitivity to lads banter, usually on vacations and group chats.
You've been podged
Podged by Podgeroo August 10, 2017

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.
Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.
pidgeon-eye by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006

pidgeonholeification 

the art of classifying a group or individual based on a defining characteristic. E.g. “all vegans are bellends for having a nutritionally deficient amino acid profile willingly... should be classed as self harm”
pidgeonholeification Is like saying vegans are neo nazi carrot munchers... because of a dietary choice that differs from your own.

not true but a clear example of pidgeonholification.

shit on my pidgeons 

When someone's argument completely outshines your own.
That guy at the meeting, his idea was much better than mine. He really 'shit on my pidgeons' that time.
shit on my pidgeons by MutoKei June 15, 2017