Partner fail

When your friend/aquantaince fucks up, then adds you into the problem.

Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.

Victim: What a partner fail.

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Partner pooping

Partner pooping is the act of sharing one stall together pooping through your friends opened legs sitting on their lap when he has to poop to.

Person one sits on person two's lap to partner poop together.

Bill sat on John's lap for a partner pooping session since all but one stall was full.

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What you call your partner during sex.

I'm going to give my wife the partner name "Niki" tonight.

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The synonym for a ship name

Girl: Me and Jake got together last night

Girl 2: Awe, I have the perfect partner name for you two! Melankadonkey!

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A p.c.'esque term for gay men in a relationship together.

"I'm pretty sure they're...y'know...partner guys."

"What gives you that idea?"

"The matching cock rings!"

partner guys by gcmft January 30, 2008

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A girl who kills her partner to find her darling and to stay human

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The act of having every square inch of fabric in contact with a corresponding square inch of skin. Pertains mainly to females.

She's got a little sag in her pants. Looks like it's time to partner up.

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